If you don’t believe Jesus was God, OK, go write your own damn “Silent Night” and leave ours alone. This is spiritual piracy and cultural elitism, and we Christians have stood for it long enough. And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write “Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah”? No, we didn’t.
Dance like the photo’s not tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, tweet like nobody’s following.
…so she like ‘wants to show him something’ in the hallway which i assume is her Walmart training bra. and i was like “awesomesauce— im going home