obsessive compulsive discovery

2009

December 61
November 44
October 45
September 52
August 56
July 47
June 54
May 55
April 44
March 57
February 54
January 23

2008

December 42
November 58
October 84
September 82
August 109
July 66
June 83
May 82
April 88
March 133
February 130
January 34
Seen in hallway. Ha.
Jul 31st

Smooth Operator

It’s refreshing when a telemarker with a pleasant voice turns a routine inquiry into a...
Jul 31st
HELVETICA Director at Work on Industrial...
Jul 30th
En Attendant Godot…
Jul 30th

THEY KILLED SCRABULOUS!!!!

gracepants: fussballmeister: “Scrabulous is disabled for US and Canadian users until further...
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Goodbye, My Loves!
Jul 28th
“WELL, I certainly could have gone without seeing that sick,...”
— woman in ladies’...
Jul 28th
OUT OF THE BLUE PIZZA: my entry @ Austerlitz Blueberry...
Jul 27th
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
— Heath Ledger, playing the...
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
Uprooted
Jul 26th
On the Road.
Jul 25th
Super-duper new supersize mousepad (actually a bar mat, but...
Jul 25th
David Carr: From Crackhead to Potato Head
Jul 24th
My subconsious whispers this excuse whenever I’m...
Jul 23rd
“Vibe: Glamour, people sightings, gaming, the electric...”
— press release for a Monte...
Jul 23rd

It's "Whoa", not "woah"

blakeley: I was recently schooled by Lux that the correct spelling of whoa is whoa and not woah,...
Jul 23rd
"A Nasty Piece of Work"
Jul 23rd
Um right.
Jul 21st
Romijn, O'Connell Pursue Creation of...
Jul 21st
Paradise!
Jul 18th
“BRING WATER! Damn it’s hot.”
— JC, at Camp Bisco already!...
Jul 18th

For the birds.

My friend Paul won my birdhouse at the exhibit auction last night—by accident! I am sort of...
Jul 18th
I am so excited for CAMP BISCO tomorrow that I just can’t sleep.
Jul 18th

Sending back my much-anticipated...

Spanish-accented FedEx Guy: [fumbling with a packing label] Hmm. Why isn't the sticky side sticky anymore?
Eastern European-accented Customer: Maybe you should use some Scotch. Scotch tape I mean--
Spanish-accented FedEx Guy: That is probably a good idea...
Eastern European-accented Customer: --people always misunderstand me when I say Scotch. They think I'm talking about drink.
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
“so much for my feeling like a fucking king. am i stuttering?...”
— indeed it does!
Jul 17th
eatsleepdraw: High Fidelity quote.
Jul 17th
Why I believe in true love.
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Warch Watch
It Figures (via BERKSHIRE CREATIVE)
Jul 15th

Anheuser-Busch was sold to Belgians. ...

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) I prefer Belgian beers, and adore Brugges, but cmon, these are my...
Jul 14th
Felicitations à la France!
Jul 14th
“Be the lightning instead of waiting to be struck by it.”
— Key advice from today’s...
Jul 14th
Dreamy.
Jul 13th
yum.
Jul 13th

oregon v. france

portlandsammyo: sliced peach, almond crust and caramel sauce. not carmel sauce. carmel is a church...
Jul 13th
unicornology: via fletter
Jul 13th
trollface? 
Jul 12th

overheard [firefly on a wall]

her: your new blog design is too hard to read.
him: youre too hard to read!
her: well, i like to keep it that way.
him: stop saluting me, i'm a civilian. not a marine.
AT EASE, SOLDIER! (via portlandsammyo)
Jul 11th
I want to buy this painting—acrylic on canvas,...
Jul 11th

So now i'm a flamer?!

The Boss: That's a cool necklace
Amanda Rae: Yeah, remember, I featured it last month? Then the company actually sent me one.
The Boss: It reminds me of a solar system. And the sun is your head.
Amanda Rae: :::thinking::: Backfire.
Jul 11th
“so that was fun—bizarro highlights for me included...”
— summary of an awesome night
Jul 11th
yourdp: Getting my oil changed and the shop offered some...
Jul 10th
FINALLY!
Jul 8th
HA. wildeyeasts!
Jul 7th

Inappropriate Office Conversation

The Boss: "DOGGY STYLE" ?! great title!
Amanda Rae: Yeah, well it fits, right? Stylish dog collars...
The Boss: I can't wait to see what you come up with for the next issue...
Amanda Rae: Yeah, but how can I top that?
The Boss: HA, LITERALLY!
Jul 7th
Wikileaks
Jul 7th
Radioactive energy drink found in dad.s truck-he doesnt need...
Jul 6th
Jul 6th
The River Mild
Jul 6th
vintage waffle iron.
Jul 6th
weird, I was thinking the same thing…
Jul 5th
twilight fleur
Jul 5th
Rock on!
Jul 4th
YUM!
Jul 4th
Jul 4th
Srsly!?
Jul 4th
the hick parade setting up on my street. Last year, it was...
Jul 4th
“I wake up every morning and my first feeling is, “If I...”
— David Milch, dog breeder (via...
Jul 3rd

SOS (sounds of silence)

I’ve tried everything—meditation, Theraflu, hot shower—and all I can do is lie...
Jul 2nd
courtneyc: Skatetown, USA: The greatest story ever rolled —...
Jul 1st