2008

Aug

“don’t drink too much at the winetasting because we...”
— oh, temptation!

LOOK MA, NO CAVITIES! (She’d always take my brother...

soupsoup: 82-year old Cloris Leachman kills at the Bob Saget roast. “I have vibrators older than...

the coffee “KEG” that our tech guy carries with...

My favorite accessory lately. Gr.

Right On: Get 'Em While They're Young

From Land of the Free, Steve Schofield’s peculiar series of...

soupsoup: noraleah: The Killers at the Highline Ballroom on Tuesday night, for Nick Benett, who,...

GOSH!

The local newspaper printed a file photo of a guy who “brings [his] magical marionettes to...

chriscantwell: S.E.X.Y. R.O.B.O.T. I haven’t been sleeping, so I shot this around 2 a.m. using...

edatrix: aja: 58 Illustrated Monsters “awww.”

Jul

Seen in hallway. Ha.

Smooth Operator

It’s refreshing when a telemarker with a pleasant voice turns a routine inquiry into a...

HELVETICA Director at Work on Industrial...

En Attendant Godot…

THEY KILLED SCRABULOUS!!!!

gracepants: fussballmeister: “Scrabulous is disabled for US and Canadian users until further...

Goodbye, My Loves!

“WELL, I certainly could have gone without seeing that sick,...”
— woman in ladies’...

OUT OF THE BLUE PIZZA: my entry @ Austerlitz Blueberry...

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
— Heath Ledger, playing the...

Super-duper new supersize mousepad (actually a bar mat, but...

David Carr: From Crackhead to Potato Head

My subconsious whispers this excuse whenever I’m...

“Vibe: Glamour, people sightings, gaming, the electric...”
— press release for a Monte...

It's "Whoa", not "woah"

blakeley: I was recently schooled by Lux that the correct spelling of whoa is whoa and not woah,...

"A Nasty Piece of Work"

Romijn, O'Connell Pursue Creation of...

“BRING WATER! Damn it’s hot.”
— JC, at Camp Bisco already!...

For the birds.

My friend Paul won my birdhouse at the exhibit auction last night—by accident! I am sort of...

I am so excited for CAMP BISCO tomorrow that I just can’t sleep.

Sending back my much-anticipated...

Spanish-accented FedEx Guy: [fumbling with a packing label] Hmm. Why isn't the sticky side sticky anymore?
Eastern European-accented Customer: Maybe you should use some Scotch. Scotch tape I mean--
Spanish-accented FedEx Guy: That is probably a good idea...
Eastern European-accented Customer: --people always misunderstand me when I say Scotch. They think I'm talking about drink.

“so much for my feeling like a fucking king. am i stuttering?...”
— indeed it does!

eatsleepdraw: High Fidelity quote.

Why I believe in true love.

It Figures (via BERKSHIRE CREATIVE)

Anheuser-Busch was sold to Belgians. ...

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) I prefer Belgian beers, and adore Brugges, but cmon, these are my...

Felicitations à la France!

“Be the lightning instead of waiting to be struck by it.”
— Key advice from today’s...

oregon v. france

portlandsammyo: sliced peach, almond crust and caramel sauce. not carmel sauce. carmel is a church...

unicornology: via fletter

overheard [firefly on a wall]

her: your new blog design is too hard to read.
him: youre too hard to read!
her: well, i like to keep it that way.
him: stop saluting me, i'm a civilian. not a marine.
AT EASE, SOLDIER! (via portlandsammyo)

I want to buy this painting—acrylic on canvas,...

So now i'm a flamer?!

The Boss: That's a cool necklace
Amanda Rae: Yeah, remember, I featured it last month? Then the company actually sent me one.
The Boss: It reminds me of a solar system. And the sun is your head.
Amanda Rae: :::thinking::: Backfire.

“so that was fun—bizarro highlights for me included...”
— summary of an awesome night

yourdp: Getting my oil changed and the shop offered some...

HA. wildeyeasts!

Inappropriate Office Conversation

The Boss: "DOGGY STYLE" ?! great title!
Amanda Rae: Yeah, well it fits, right? Stylish dog collars...
The Boss: I can't wait to see what you come up with for the next issue...
Amanda Rae: Yeah, but how can I top that?
The Boss: HA, LITERALLY!

Radioactive energy drink found in dad.s truck-he doesnt need...

vintage waffle iron.

weird, I was thinking the same thing…

the hick parade setting up on my street. Last year, it was...

“I wake up every morning and my first feeling is, “If I...”
— David Milch, dog breeder (via...

SOS (sounds of silence)

I’ve tried everything—meditation, Theraflu, hot shower—and all I can do is lie...

courtneyc: Skatetown, USA: The greatest story ever rolled —...

Jun

meghanasha: how appropriate right now.

my favorite (albeit fuzzy) photo from the show last night. I...

It’s 12:30 and I still haven’t slept…

5:11 A.M. NYC TIESTO AFTERMATH

Men in Uniform Are Insightful

The new UPS guy is a fox. (Which totally conjures the beginning of a seedy porno…or a stripper...

Anticipation (!) Proclamation

He totally stole my photo-ruining thunder.

Weapon of Self-destruction

Seriously. What is going on and why can’t I stop it?

How the day started

“It’s halfway between sex face and down syndrome”
— JD, on a classic guitar face

So, why does David Sedaris hate America?

“One member told me he had been in a Ducati club and said...”
— guy quoted in a BMW bike...

lfarm: I laughed through this entire thing. (via tmblg & implodr) “It’s...

“the recipe called for sliced almonds [but] I had whole ones,...”
— sheesh, mom, I’M FINE!

superamit: I’m interested in how people are using...

rainy day eBay shopping!

One of five (rather flattering) definitions on Urban...

“Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down...”
— Mark Borchardt of American...

I WAS WAY OFF. Thanks, Google. The Knife

recipe?

portlandsammyo: anybody have a good recipe for a yummy bloody tabouleh? ZING. OK, when does making...

OH REALLY? THESE GUYS?

How Bizarre...

Some guy and I were talking bands at the bar last night, and he was urging me to check out one...

Scene of the...

Holy shit i almost cut my finger off.

“i pothted, no wait… [glare] i mean i posted… oh, nevermind.”
— third thursday entertainment...

Where is this all going?

The Cowboy: Who was that hot blonde girl? Did you meet her?
Amanda Rae: :::looking around::: I don't think so...is she still here?
The Cowboy: Nope
Amanda Rae: Are you sure?
The Cowboy: Yeah, I followed her as she left.
Amanda Rae: CREEPY!!!

Oh, SHE "has relationship issues" ?!

jessievirg: Why because he says hey you and always wants to snuggle? Arb For real!

Breaking News!

Coworker checking dictionary announces that the middle initial in “Booker T....

it’s all a blur.

Celtics won the NBA Finals

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) and there’s nothing hotter than watching boys watch...

emmas: eec: JELUS? Yes,..but concerned how they make it...

“he is your boyfriend anyway, you kissed him! ::::slowly...”
— that girl from the cafeteria,...

How Have I Never Read This?

“What was hard to suffer is sweet to remember”
— T’s quote of the day

boringloser: Tumblr. - The Documentary. Tumblr makes me swoon.

AFTER. [taking shelter beneath a tree amidst a crazy...

Exactly Two Days Slow

Random Wikipedia entry I read today: An example of poisoning in the workplace can be seen from the...

pronunciation terror

A telemarketer just called. From the accent, I suspect that he was from India. Just so you know:...

edatrix: zoee: I want to be back in bed. (via...

My Father, the Hero

Aunt Di: Mark, I need to borrow your company truck to transport some furniture...
Dad: Sure thing; I'll trade you for your Boxster!
Aunt Di: What, you don't want our Prius?
Dad: No--there aren't any good cliffs around here to drive it off of...

Dad’s favorite dessert: rainbow sherbet. Not ice...

making it better?

gracepants: partially adding sunshine to my otherwise annoyance filled and cranky day… busch’s...

Concert Countdown:

Tiesto: 14 days 311: 35 days Gathering of the Vibes: 49 days Coldplay: 52 days Wilco/Andrew Bird: 60...

"About last night..."

Amanda Rae: That was fucking FUN! And I feel like dying.
DJ JC: Talk to me when you've had 6 shots and missed work. Cause that's what I did.

Friday the 13th! Nothing scary has happened yet. Instead, I...

“Please accept our apologies for the email snafu that...”
— Why do gremlins always gotta...

Make Your Own Junk Food: Homemade Magic...

63

Number of auto-reply “out-of-the-office” email responses (to a single question posed by...

I have a good habit of rambling on, en Français, when...

“Hi Amanda I have sent out a Miravidi jewelry piece today for...”
— OCCUPATIONAL REWARDS.

Is Tattoo Ink Toxic?

What is this and why? UPDATE (like anyone cares):...